congrats to cbs atlanta on scoring an interview with freddy kreuger
Talents: looking really fucking awful in any picture taken of me
PLEASE DO NOT ASK BAND MEMBERS TO FUCK YOU IT IS RUDE AND INSANE THEY ARE HUMANS NOT PIECES OF MEAT DO YOU WALK INTO THE GROCERY STORE AND YELL FUCK ME AT EVERY ATTRACTIVE PERSON THAT YOU SEE I MEAN COME ON
when you look cute in a snapchat and they don’t reply
"Good Looking Parents Sing Disney’s Frozen (Love Is an Open Door)"
So I think my wife and I enjoy Disney’s Frozen soundtrack more than our daughter, but I’ll let you all be the judge of that.
This is my new dream
I don’t know which is better
Watching the parents who are just fabulous people
Or watching the kids reaction
I love this I cannot stop laughing!
HOW DID THEY NOT CRASH?
i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD
she told me it wasn’t funny
adulthood means being genuinely excited receiving socks on christmas day
women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation
A round of menopause.
It was a difficult period of history for everyone
i didn’t ask for this to happen